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"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation."
- Oscar Wilde

"If you are not too long, I will wait here for you all my life."
- Oscar Wilde

"You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist."
- Indira Ghandi

"Everybody is very much alike, really. But fortunately, perhaps, they don't realize it."
- Agatha Christie

"Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught."
- Oscar Wilde

"The drop in our national I.Q. has caused many problems, including Limp Bizkit, feng shui, the U.S. Department of Education, and the cancerous growth of 'reality-based' t.v. shows."
- Dave Barry

"Life is lived forwards, but understood backwards."
- Søren Kierkegaard

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist--."
- General John Sedgwick (his last words, uttered during a Civil War battle)