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Misheard Lyrics

Everyone has misheard a song lyric now and then, but some are stranger (or funnier) than others. (Lyrics can be searched for by song title) (submit a misheard lyric?)

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E (to the top)
Song: Edge of Seventeen
Musician: Fleetwood Mac
Misheard: "Just like a one winged dove" and "Just like the one we love"
Reality: "Just like a white winged dove"

Song: Evergleam
Musician: Everclear
Misheard: "Spinning walls don't give you chocolate"
Reality: "Spinning wills don't give you choices"

 

 

G (to the top)
Song:
Genie in a Bottle
Musician: Christina Aguilera
Misheard: "I am cheating in a bottle, you gotta run before I break"
Reality: "I'm a genie in a bottle, you gotta rub me the right way"

 

 

H (to the top)
Song:
Hotel
Musician: Tori Amos
Misheard: "Ali Ba Istanbul"
Reality: "Lollipop gestapo"

 

 

S (to the top)
Song:
Santa Monica
Musician: Everclear
Misheard: "I am still living with your goat"
Reality: "I am still living with your ghost"